What follows is another (real) silly automatic out-of-office reply.
Dearest Comrade,
I am on leave, and will be back on Monday.
Here’s a (what I consider) fun fact – If you asked every person in China to jump into the air at the same time, it would work best if you asked them in Mandarin, because it is the most widely spoken language in China.
Here’s another fact, but less fun – more than 40% of shark attacks happen in water.
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Anyways, I hope you enjoy my leave 🙂
Your, at war and at peace,
Cam